JRTN May 21, 2023

Jefferson Thomas Freeman
2 min readMay 21, 2023

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Good Day,

I’ve been away for quite a while.

Frankly I thought if I did nothing I might be able to progress the prevention of my impending presidency.

But in my idleness, I’ve read about:

Our, Former President Donald Trump announced he is running for President, again.

Our spry and lively Current President Biden announced his Re-election bid.

Our senior senator from California was able to be in two places at once.

Based on that alone I am not sure how I am going to stop myself from becoming President. Tho, quick reminder that my name is Jefferson Thomas Freeman, unfortunately.

I realize Robert F, Kennedy Jr. is in the race. Perhaps a better name, but I think it’s merely a combination of prior Presidents names rather than a re-imagination of some of our nation’s foundational names.

Freemen, that’s what this nation was built to ensure; minus the slaves and women and non-landholders.

Anyway, I am realizing that doing nothing isn’t a sustainable plan to stop my own presidency. The threat of me is real, and I’m at least going to read the newspaper until they stop printing it.


I’d like to thank my beautiful fiancé for always encouraging me to stop my own Presidency, she is the love of my life and I know she sincerely does not want to be First Lady.

I’d like to thank my family for being there even when I rescind.

I’d like to thank my employer for paying me enough for me to be able to afford the healthcare I’d like to thank the democrats for funding.

I’d like to thank my cat, self-explanatory.

I’d like to thank myself for being there whenever I wake up.

And I’d like to thank this word processor for urging me to get to a full page on these JRTN reboot notes.

Oooga Booga. Don’t vote for me.



Jefferson Thomas Freeman

Perpetual Anti-Candidate for President of the United States of America.